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Vexation"They're horrible." Andrew spun himself around in his office chair.

"Granted," Giles agreed. "But surely you can handle a group of little girls."

Andrew planted his feet on the floor and stared at Giles in horror. "Little girls? Most of them are taller than I am. You only had to deal with one Slayer, I get them en masse and just when they start to respect me, I get a new batch. Can't I just drop them down an elevator shaft?"

Giles savoured the thought a moment too long. "That would be wrong."

"Launch them from a trebuchet?"

"No."

"Damn."

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open_on_sundaychallenge #138: being dizzy
Part of the London!verse

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sanda56
14th Nov, 2005 09:47 (UTC)
Or, he could drop a very large safe on their heads - oh no, that's Roadrunner!

Poor Andrew, all them rough, unattractive girls. ;)
redwolf
14th Nov, 2005 12:02 (UTC)
The safe never worked that well for the coyote. Shame, I hated the roadrunner. He needed a good eating.

Maybe Andrew could bond with them over Tombstone. Many pretty boys in leather.