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MisconstrueWhen the Doctor walked into the kitchen he found a sleep-tousled Rose sipping a cup of tea and looking quite pleased with herself.

"Should I be afraid?"

"Jack should be." Rose giggled into her tea.

"What's he done now?"

"He's been slapping my bum, he only speaks innuendo and I think he's been pinching my hair product." Rose checked his sins off on her fingers. "So I did what my Gran always suggested and put cordite in his coffee."

Taking Rose by the shoulders, the Doctor looked into her eyes. "That's bromide, Rose, not cordite."

"I'll get the Ipecac, then."

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dw100challenge #92: bonfire/gunpowder

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sanda56
3rd Nov, 2005 11:57 (UTC)
"He's been slapping my bum, he only speaks innuendo and I think he's been pinching my hair product."

What's the boy supposed to do, get a total personality transplant? Does the fact that he breathes offend Rose too?

I feel Rose has gone way too far this time, and should be punished! Perhaps something to do with bondage? :P
redwolf
3rd Nov, 2005 12:01 (UTC)
Does everyone have a fetish about getting these people into bondage gear? If my mind's in the gutter, at least it will be in good company.
sanda56
3rd Nov, 2005 12:08 (UTC)
Does everyone have a fetish about getting these people into bondage gear?

Well yes, of course! Must admit I thought 'punish' and the mental picture was just there. I'm a bad, bad woman! ;)
edenfalling
3rd Nov, 2005 23:54 (UTC)
Total lack of repentance = good. :-)
redwolf
4th Nov, 2005 00:06 (UTC)
It does makes for amusing situations, provided you aren't in the middle of the kerfuffle.
elen_ancalima
4th Nov, 2005 07:21 (UTC)
Woah - Rose it teh evil ;-)
redwolf
4th Nov, 2005 08:37 (UTC)
I think Rose was just having a bad day that morning.
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