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ElviiRose looked around her old estate in shock. It looked much the same, but she couldn't believe the people. "When are we?"

"Five years after we met."

"What happened?"

"When Elvis Presley died in 1977, there were 37 Elvis impersonators in the world. By 1993, there were 48,000, an exponential increase. Today, every third person is an Elvis impersonator."

A group of small Elvii ran past them, heading for school.

"You're loving this, aren't you?" Rose glared at the Doctor. "Of all the dodgy statistics examples to actually come true, it had to be this one."

"Thank you very much."

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dw100challenge #82: elvis

Comments

chessie_reeves
7th Sep, 2005 07:02 (UTC)
*laughs* Elvii. *laughs again* This was a great humorous piece!
redwolf
7th Sep, 2005 10:00 (UTC)
It's a running joke in my family, so it seemed appropriate.