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ElviiRose looked around her old estate in shock. It looked much the same, but she couldn't believe the people. "When are we?"

"Five years after we met."

"What happened?"

"When Elvis Presley died in 1977, there were 37 Elvis impersonators in the world. By 1993, there were 48,000, an exponential increase. Today, every third person is an Elvis impersonator."

A group of small Elvii ran past them, heading for school.

"You're loving this, aren't you?" Rose glared at the Doctor. "Of all the dodgy statistics examples to actually come true, it had to be this one."

"Thank you very much."

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dw100challenge #82: elvis

Comments

msgenevieve
25th Aug, 2005 13:57 (UTC)
Bwah ha ha ha!

I was chuckling as I read, but that last line pushed me over the each. And now I'm chortling as I head off to bed, but if I dream about Elvis, you are so in trouble.
redwolf
25th Aug, 2005 22:47 (UTC)
But it won't just be one Elvis... it will be many. Still, better than being chased by clowns or mimes.
msgenevieve
26th Aug, 2005 10:52 (UTC)
Still, better than being chased by clowns or mimes.

Now, that's just being evil.