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ElviiRose looked around her old estate in shock. It looked much the same, but she couldn't believe the people. "When are we?"

"Five years after we met."

"What happened?"

"When Elvis Presley died in 1977, there were 37 Elvis impersonators in the world. By 1993, there were 48,000, an exponential increase. Today, every third person is an Elvis impersonator."

A group of small Elvii ran past them, heading for school.

"You're loving this, aren't you?" Rose glared at the Doctor. "Of all the dodgy statistics examples to actually come true, it had to be this one."

"Thank you very much."


dw100challenge #82: elvis


24th Aug, 2005 22:28 (UTC)
There can never be too many Elvis impersonators. Everyone is gettin gin on the act, even elder gods.
24th Aug, 2005 22:46 (UTC)
[Insert even more hysterical laughter here.]

I forgot about that! :D