"Those things are a trip to the emergency room and a law suit waiting to happen."
Anya has no idea where Xander got a pair of boots with giant springs on the soles, but she really wished he hadn't brought them home. She sighed to herself, desperately missing the ability to wish things away.
Xander pulled the boots on and tried a few practice bounces. "Come on, Anya. It'll be fun. Check this out."
Anya heard a bounce, a crash and a groan of pain. She picked up the phone, dialling from memory. "Hello, Sunnydale Hospital..."
open_on_sunday — challenge #104: spring