"Whenever Buffy borrows DVDs they get eaten, slimed and melted. " Anya stood behind the counter ticking points off on her fingers. "You're having movie night with Dawn at Buffy's house, you sign the paperwork."
"What happens if I don't return the goods?"
"You pay for replacements or get consigned to a hell dimension."
Spike signed on the line and collected the discs, wondering if using Xander's name voided the agreement. He was almost tempted to find out.
open_on_sunday — challenge #98: party