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Procurement"The party of the first part, henceforth know as..." Spike read the opening paragraph of the document. "Are you having a lend?"

"Whenever Buffy borrows DVDs they get eaten, slimed and melted. " Anya stood behind the counter ticking points off on her fingers. "You're having movie night with Dawn at Buffy's house, you sign the paperwork."

"What happens if I don't return the goods?"

"You pay for replacements or get consigned to a hell dimension."

Spike signed on the line and collected the discs, wondering if using Xander's name voided the agreement. He was almost tempted to find out.

open_on_sundaychallenge #98: party


7th Feb, 2005 11:43 (UTC)
It's funny because it's true! :D I'm certainly going to copy Anya's tactics next time I lend my daughter a DVD! ;)
7th Feb, 2005 22:13 (UTC)
For me it's books. I worship books, but my friends who love reading treat them like shit. I got to the point where, after receiving a book back that had been chewed by the dog and dipped in oil, that I refused to loan them out any more.
13th Jul, 2005 05:34 (UTC)
*cringes in horror* Oh, God. If anyone treated one of my books so horrendously, their asses would just beg to be kicked clear to Jupiter.