July 24th, 2004

tank girl


CryptoloonSpike was reading Dawn's e-mail over her shoulder. "What's that, love? Another apocalypse?"

Dawn snorted. "Some cryptoloon conspiracy nut I ran across on eBay selling some wacky mathematical formula that predicted his messianic arrival in less than 24 hours."

"The messiah has e-mail and eBay accounts?"

"Yeah. He's taking the internet down with him when he arrives." Dawn turned back to Spike and grinned broadly. "In New Jersey."

"Best synchronise watches." Spike made a show of checking his wrist. "Does the messiah have a name?"

Dawn pointed to the sender field. "QuePirate. Bet all the other gods laughed at him."