Pam pouted as she carefully adjusted a bow. "But look at the effort I put into the wrapping."
"It's very decorative, but she's still going to throw a tantrum, which in all likelihood will mean I miss out on sex. I think you're going to have to return this one and try again."
With a sigh Pam turned and ordered the strategically beribboned man to leave the office. "Do you think she would prefer a woman?"
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