"Spoilers. Great, big, boy racer spoilers."
"No. I think he needs go faster stripes."
"Oi. Quiet from the peanut gallery." The Doctor waved a spanner in their direction. " And there'll be no maligning my ship either."
"We weren't passing judgement on the TARDIS."
Jack grinned. "We were commenting on her pilot. The guy who's managed to land on the wrong planet, in the wrong century, at the bottom of the ocean."
"Know what he really needs?" Rose nudged Jack. "Training wheels."
dw100 — challenge #201: train