"Do you know how difficult it is to get paint out of a rug?"
Faith shook her head. "Domestic really isn't my thing."
"Xander's been watching lifestyle television. I don't know why a feature wall needed to be the colour of pastel vomit or how Xander managed to get more paint on himself than the wall."
Faith patted him on the back awkwardly. Empathy wasn't her thing either.


Part of the London!verse
- mood:
awake
- noise:ferpect crime
Comments
I think the closest to helping Faith would get is offering to thump Xander. Protective I can see; initiating the sympathy, not so much.
I vote he should roll Xander in said rug and then chuck it in the nearest river - strictly for cleaning purposes you understand