"I got sick of talking to myself and was wondering what you two were up to in here."
Rose looked up at the Doctor and smiled sweetly. "We were discussing how to get you to stop smacking the TARDIS with a mallet."
"Or," Jack added with a grin. "We were trying to figure out the quickest way to get you naked and sweaty." The Doctor rolled his eyes. "Your choice, but I prefer the second one."
dw100 — challenge #164: confabulate