Jack shrugged as he inspected the weapon. "It's pulling a little to the left. But that's not why you're here, is it?"
"I've noticed that Ianto has started wearing a bowler hat and carrying an umbrella. It's a little eccentric, but seems to work with his suits, so I didn't think much of it. But I have to ask; why have you suddenly taken to wearing skin-tight, leather cat suits?"
tw100 — challenge #10: reverse fandom: avengers: dressed to kill