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Nutritus"What's up, love?" Spike brushed Dawn's hair away from her eyes.

"I could do without Buffy's phone call from hell about the joys of impending motherhood."

Spike froze. "She's pregnant?"

Dawn shook her head. "No, one of the Slayers on her team is and Buffy's gotten all clucky."

Spike shuddered at the thought. "Buffy would end up accidentally leaving her child in a cemetery. Or she'd dump the kid on her beloved sister allowing Uncle Spike to introduce the tyke to football and poker."

Dawn picked up the phone with a grin. "Buffy'll backtrack so fast her wheels will spin."

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open_on_sundaychallenge #164: mom
Part of the London!verse

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( 9 howls — talk to the wolf )
jans_intentions
15th May, 2006 13:49 (UTC)
Hee, I like Spike's ideas about Buffy and motherhood.
redwolf
15th May, 2006 22:32 (UTC)
There are few things as enjoyable as corrupting your nieces and nephews. The simple joys of buying them a drum kit or set of bagpipes, for instance.
fatale
15th May, 2006 15:59 (UTC)
Buffy with a kid? Yikes. How would she do her hair?
redwolf
15th May, 2006 22:33 (UTC)
What if she had a son and inflicted ringlets on him? I get the feeling that Buffy would see a child as a doll to dress up and play with, rather than someone to raise.
myfeetshowit
15th May, 2006 23:38 (UTC)
Hee! That would be Buffy mom to a tee!
redwolf
15th May, 2006 23:56 (UTC)
Wouldn't it just.
ozma914
16th May, 2006 09:58 (UTC)
It's clear to see what Spike and Dawn have in common: a truly wicked sense of humor.
redwolf
16th May, 2006 10:07 (UTC)
And one that is neither understood nor appreciated by Buffy.
ozma914
16th May, 2006 10:34 (UTC)
underappreciated
Ooh, good point.
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