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Incumbent"I found you the mint condition, fully-articulated Captain Kirk action figure. You owe me."

"Can't I do something else?" There was a somewhat baffling British tradition at Watcher headquarters where anyone losing at table tennis, without scoring a point, had to run around the building naked. "What about a bollocky run?"

"As tempting as that is, no. You're going to chaperone my trainee Slayers on a shopping trip."

Xander sighed in defeat. "When they kill me in a sales stampede, I expect to be buried with Captain Kirk."

Andrew smirked in amusement. "Is there something you'd like to tell me?"

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open_on_sundaychallenge #157: funny noncon
Part of the London!verse

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laridian
28th Mar, 2006 11:42 (UTC)
Nobody can resist the Captain in his prime. ;D
redwolf
28th Mar, 2006 11:54 (UTC)
A mint condition, fully-articulated Captian Kirk is quite the catch.
ozma914
28th Mar, 2006 17:48 (UTC)
Slayers running around Watcher's Headquarters naked -- good.

Watchers running around Watcher's Headquarters naked -- ew.

redwolf
28th Mar, 2006 21:32 (UTC)
As bollocky runs tend to be more of a male thing, you might be out of luck.
ozma914
29th Mar, 2006 00:42 (UTC)
Yeah. Possibly that's another way of saying women are smarter than men.
edenfalling
28th Mar, 2006 21:33 (UTC)
*falls over laughing*
redwolf
28th Mar, 2006 21:41 (UTC)
There may be loss of life by geek overkill for those unfortunate enough to be within earshot of this pair.
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