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DecoctionRose sipped whatever passed for lemonade on this planet.

She'd been watching the Doctor and Jack trying to out-drink each other all evening. They'd retained the capacity to speak clearly, if somewhat incoherently; but, after she'd confiscated a flask of 184-proof Bruichladdich from the Doctor, she was just happy they were still breathing.

Sighing gratefully as she heard the call for last orders, Rose went to chat with the bartender about borrowing a wheelbarrow to get the boys back to the TARDIS.

They needed to find a new way to burn off testosterone. Naked jelly wrestling sounded good to her.

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dw100challenge #105: last call

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mad_jaks
5th Mar, 2006 12:27 (UTC)
Delicious. Naked jelly wrestling does indeed sound good - if somewhat sticky *g*

Spot check: You've missed the l out of wrestling and
'she was just happy they were still breathing.

You could always change 'the boys' to them later on so as not to change the word count.
redwolf
5th Mar, 2006 21:29 (UTC)
I suppose you could lick the stickiness off.

Thanks for the catches. It looks like my brain was broken.
mad_jaks
6th Mar, 2006 08:00 (UTC)
You were very sleepy that's all. We all know your brain (like ours) is a little bent not broken.

ozma914
5th Mar, 2006 17:54 (UTC)
Man, that 184 proof Bruichladdich will kick a man right through the wall.

Um, so I've heard.
redwolf
5th Mar, 2006 21:34 (UTC)
You'll be waiting ten years for the first bottle of 184 proof Bruichladdich to arrive, they've only just announced production. You can, however, watch your order mature via the distillery's webcam.
ozma914
6th Mar, 2006 06:44 (UTC)
a distillery's webcam? Isn't that like watching grass grow? Granted, the grass will eventually be nice and green, but how exciting is the process?
redwolf
6th Mar, 2006 07:39 (UTC)
I've always thought webcams were a stupid idea, but some people seem to like them. Go, watch the Scotch get distilled.
ozma914
6th Mar, 2006 09:48 (UTC)
watched the Scotch
Okay, that was actually kind of neat. It reminded me of my visit to the Jack Daniel's distillery. It also reminded me of those History Channel programs on various unremarkable things like plumbing, which I used to make fun of until I actually watched one and got hooked.

I'm so dull. But happy.
sanda56
5th Mar, 2006 18:45 (UTC)
Loved this one. I could just see Jack and the Doctor trying to out-bloke each other by downing vast amounts of alcohol. (Why do men do that?) Poor Rose having to be the sensible one.

Predictably I went into a happy daydream at the thought of naked jelly-wresting! :D
redwolf
5th Mar, 2006 21:41 (UTC)
Always good to have a sensible mate around if you're going to be rat-arsed. If nothing else, they can take photos of you dancing naked in the fountain for future blackmail opportunites.
mad_jaks
6th Mar, 2006 07:55 (UTC)
Just to say I *love* your icon.^
sanda56
6th Mar, 2006 12:21 (UTC)
Delicious, isn't it? Alas it is not mine, but redscharlaeh's but you can find in here and there's an English version too. (But where's the fun in that?) ;)
willa_writes
6th Mar, 2006 00:31 (UTC)
Yes, please. Naked jelly wrestling sounds just fine to me, too!
redwolf
6th Mar, 2006 00:42 (UTC)
It does seem to be a popular choice.
edenfalling
6th Mar, 2006 21:57 (UTC)
!!! Damn you for that wonderful, wonderful image -- I have no concentration left whatsoever.
redwolf
6th Mar, 2006 22:08 (UTC)
Everyone seems to have a thing for the jelly wrestling. It's being pimped for the next challenge too, which could prove interesting.
elen_ancalima
9th Mar, 2006 09:17 (UTC)
LOL. Hilarious! I for one wouldn't mind naked jelly wrestling ... *drool*
redwolf
9th Mar, 2006 09:59 (UTC)
Purely from a research point of view, of course.
elen_ancalima
9th Mar, 2006 16:59 (UTC)
Absolutely. I've always wanted to research ... the different effects of naked jelly wrestling on Time Lord and human physiology ... ;-P
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