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Home CookingDropping his keys on the table, Andrew headed for the kitchen, stopping in surprise as he saw the mess.

Xander stood in the middle of the room, holding a damaged pressure cooker lid in one hand, a cloth in the other and looking more lost than Andrew had ever seen him. A chicken wing fell from the ceiling, hitting Xander's shoulder and triggering a facial tic.

Taking the cloth from Xander, Andrew wiped down the phone and called the Watcher's in-house cleaner. If he could remove eviscerated demon-related evidence from public buildings, handling a chicken-coated kitchen should be a snap.

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open_on_sundaychallenge #131: fall
Part of the London!verse

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msgenevieve
26th Sep, 2005 10:53 (UTC)
If he could remove eviscerated demon-related evidence from public buildings, handling a chicken-coated kitchen should be a snap.

::dies laughing::


redwolf
26th Sep, 2005 11:05 (UTC)
Atomised chicken does tend to get everywhere too.
msgenevieve
26th Sep, 2005 11:13 (UTC)
I am not going to ask how you know that.

I'm just not.

redwolf
26th Sep, 2005 11:28 (UTC)
A friend of mine blew up her pressure cooker. Her dog thought it was the best thing ever... chicken falling from the ceiling... mmm...
msgenevieve
26th Sep, 2005 11:29 (UTC)
"Chicken from heaven!"
tinpanalley
26th Sep, 2005 12:17 (UTC)

Hee! Cute!!
redwolf
26th Sep, 2005 12:30 (UTC)
And chickeny!
irishvampire13
26th Sep, 2005 19:17 (UTC)
*chuckles* It just keeps getting worse and worse.
redwolf
26th Sep, 2005 23:04 (UTC)
It would have been a small dog's dream come true.
irishvampire13
26th Sep, 2005 23:23 (UTC)
Ah, Sparkles would've loved it. *grins*

Long live male ineptitude.
sanda56
26th Sep, 2005 22:11 (UTC)
Xander should never have been allowed in the same room as a pressure cooker. He's totally the wrong sort of practical! *sigh* Will they never learn?
redwolf
26th Sep, 2005 23:05 (UTC)
Will they never learn?

Where would the fun be in that if they suddenly got all practical? Gormless is much more entertaining. As long as it's not my kitchen.
sanda56
26th Sep, 2005 23:15 (UTC)
Where would the fun be in that if they suddenly got all practical?

This is true. It would be like all the vampires and demons deciding to stay at home and crochet doilies! *g*
edenfalling
26th Sep, 2005 23:17 (UTC)
I like it -- Andrew as the competent one, and Xander totally lost. Well, Andrew does cook, and, according to Anya, Xander is hopeless at any sort of housework.

Plus, using the demon-guts cleaner to fix their kitchen! *snicker* I wish I had someone like that on call!
redwolf
26th Sep, 2005 23:28 (UTC)
It's always good to know someone who's down with the removal of inground demon intestine. (Bicarb of soda, milk and a wire brush, but you want to get to it as soon as possible, because Grelx demon bile will eat through concrete if left unattended.) You never know when that kind of knowledge will come in handy.
chessie_reeves
3rd Oct, 2005 05:09 (UTC)
*laughs* That produces some hilarious mental images.
redwolf
3rd Oct, 2005 05:26 (UTC)
Thanks! Pressure cookers are not beasts to be meddled with.
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