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TechnophobiaBloody vampire, always complaining about the taste of his rations.

Of course human blood tastes better, you're drinking straight from the source. The butcher supplied product suffers the taint of time. And with the appalling state of abattoirs these days, the processing side of things is none too safe either, it's a dodgy enough prospect eating meat these days.

I would have expected Spike to know not to microwave his food in the plastic packaging. I thought he would have known better than to follow food preparation tips from people whose only concept of food is a pre-packaged microwaveable box.


open_on_sundaychallenge #47: livejournal mood: annoyed
Part of the Microwave!verse

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nihilistbear
16th Feb, 2004 07:25 (UTC)
Ha! Spike and Blood! I love it!
::pictures Spike yelling as the blood packet explodes in the microwave:: sooo funny!
redwolf
16th Feb, 2004 11:43 (UTC)
And we all know it's not a lot of fun to clean blood out of a microwave. Maybe that's just me.
irishvampire13
25th Jun, 2005 01:25 (UTC)
One can always hope that you're not speaking from experience when you say such things.
redwolf
25th Jun, 2005 01:36 (UTC)
It's not like I was using packets of human blood, but I have had to clean it out of a microwave.
irishvampire13
25th Jun, 2005 01:45 (UTC)
I'll inquire no further. There are some things that a girl just doesn't want to know. :D (Kidding, lol.)
redwolf
25th Jun, 2005 02:10 (UTC)
I have big hairy dogs. I only bothered getting a microwave so I could nuke their meat if I forgot to take it out of the freezer. Sometimes there are bloody meat related accidents in the microwave.
irishvampire13
25th Jun, 2005 04:08 (UTC)
Always reassuring to know that you're not secretly a mass murderer out of one of your own horror fics, lulling the rest of us into a false sense of security. :D
redwolf
25th Jun, 2005 04:16 (UTC)
Damn! Now my secret is out.
irishvampire13
25th Jun, 2005 04:22 (UTC)
Indeed. No worries, though; I'm sure everyone had a vague idea that maybe there was something malicious behind that mischievous facade...
willshenilshe
16th Feb, 2004 10:14 (UTC)
Loved this!
redwolf
16th Feb, 2004 11:45 (UTC)
Many thanks, glad you enjoyed.
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