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Too Much InformationXander watched as Spike returned from the bar with a large bowl of spicy nibblies and a toxic green mocktail.

"Why do you eat?"

Spike shrugged. "Taste, texture. I enjoy it," he said around a mouthful of chilli chicken.

"But you don't have a functioning digestive system."

"Life isn't about doing what's best for you, Harris. Enjoy the little things while you can."

Dawn was still trying to figure out which plastic decoration was the straw. "That's why he chews things up really well. Food comes out, much the same as it went it."

Xander's colour almost matched Dawn's drink.


open_on_sundaychallenge #88: food

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irishvampire13
29th Nov, 2004 01:31 (UTC)
*raises an eyebrow* Pity Dawn didn't find the straw sooner.
redwolf
29th Nov, 2004 01:43 (UTC)
She will get drinks full of cocktail detritus...
velvetandlace
29th Nov, 2004 02:08 (UTC)
*Chuckles*

Nicely structured and such a great response!
redwolf
29th Nov, 2004 21:36 (UTC)
Thanks. Sometimes you really need to ask if you want an answer to questions.
willshenilshe
29th Nov, 2004 03:33 (UTC)
*dying with laughter* Yes, I am 5. But I love it!
redwolf
29th Nov, 2004 21:37 (UTC)
Thanks. We must both be easily amused. At least I'm in good company.
sanda56
29th Nov, 2004 11:22 (UTC)
LOL! D'you know, I've often wondered what happened to those buffalo wings and onion flowers Spike used to eat. Thank you for confirming my suspicions!

*Shudders delicately*
redwolf
29th Nov, 2004 21:38 (UTC)
Entertaining and educational. Probably not up for discussion in polite company though.
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redwolf
29th Nov, 2004 21:40 (UTC)
It doesn't take into account food moving through his system, but Spike moves, blood he ingests moves, so I don't see why food wouldn't also move even if it wasn't digested.
edenfalling
29th Nov, 2004 22:23 (UTC)
Oh dear...

*Liz valiantly attempts not to laugh at Xander, since she knows she'd be matching his color were she in that situation... and fails*
redwolf
29th Nov, 2004 22:32 (UTC)
You'd think Xander would have a stronger stomach than that. Seems there's a difference between killing vampires and learning how their digestive system works.
sunlit5
12th Dec, 2004 11:11 (UTC)
heeeeeee


nice,

Sun
redwolf
13th Jan, 2005 08:55 (UTC)
Many thanks. Sorry for the appallingly late reply, wading through a backlog of e-mail and there it was. Yay!
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