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Bear Tales

Bear TalesOnce upon a time there was a Bear. She was a sad Bear because she had to put up with insane family and friends, as well as dealing with the evil that is the general public in a retail environment. Then there was the horror of boyfriends past, which is best not mentioned.

Along came her friend Wolf, who dragged the Bear along to see Spike, who knew all manner of ways to cheer up sad Bears.

But Spike was not very nice at all. He was very naughty. And there was much licking and biting and toys and other things that made the vicar's ears turn a rather nice shade of scarlet when they were mentioned in passing.

And the Bear was no longer sad, but Spike was walking strangely bow-legged, and Wolf went back to gnawing the itching spot on her hind leg.

And all was well with the world.


Present for nihilistbear who needed cheering up

Comments

( 4 howls — talk to the wolf )
madannekidd
12th May, 2004 07:01 (UTC)
*snicker*

Beautifully twisted in child-write. Hello.
redwolf
12th May, 2004 07:05 (UTC)
Think of it as a fairy tale for big kids.

Although proper fairy tales are lessons that involve small children being eaten for not following rules, rather than happily ever afters. But that wouldn't have cheered up nihilistbear, but it would have me quite happy.
jetis
15th May, 2004 18:08 (UTC)
Spike was walking strangely bow-legged

Oh, my. What did Spike do with the bear? I suspect a wolf and a bear would be hard to handle at the same time.
redwolf
16th May, 2004 05:29 (UTC)
Spike only had to deal with Bear. As for what she did, only Bear and Spike know the answer to that.
( 4 howls — talk to the wolf )