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"The infestation by the cathedral turned out to be a bunch of role playing geeks." Spike tossed the file on Dawn's desk and froze as something bounced off his forehead. "Hey! A cow? Who throws a cow?"

"Andrew left them here." Dawn waved a toy gun. "Aren't they great." She shot another cow at Rachel, who retaliated with a volley of her own.

"Right, I'm out of here until you two stop acting like escapees from St Trinian's." Spike paused with his hand on the doorknob. "Although, I could wait for you to dress like schoolgirls. Ow! Watch the eyes!"

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open_on_sundaychallenge #203: saints
Part of the London!verse and the Wolf&Declán!verse

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( 12 howls — talk to the wolf )
ozma914
13th Feb, 2007 06:46 (UTC)
As they say where I come from, someone should tell Spike not to have a cow.
redwolf
13th Feb, 2007 08:40 (UTC)
Does that expression still work if they're being flung at you?
ozma914
13th Feb, 2007 09:33 (UTC)
I'm not at all certain.
mad_jaks
13th Feb, 2007 10:02 (UTC)
I could wait for you to dress like schoolgirls
Of course he could :D:D
redwolf
13th Feb, 2007 10:34 (UTC)
And proper debaunched St Trinian's schoolgirls too. I'm sure he'd be offering tips on the debaunched bit.
mad_jaks
14th Feb, 2007 08:45 (UTC)
there's an n in debauched now???

that's not like you
xx
redwolf
14th Feb, 2007 09:40 (UTC)
Bugger! Looks like that's one more thing Spike will have to remove.
pheral
14th Feb, 2007 11:16 (UTC)
Lol, excellent final line.

Come to think of it, who ever *has* a cow in rpg? 'spose it gives the BugBears something to eat...
redwolf
14th Feb, 2007 12:29 (UTC)
These are what Dawn and Rachel are playing with. Unfortunately they have an effective range of about a metre, but will manage to lob a cow three metres if the wind's right and the planets are in alignment.
pheral
14th Feb, 2007 16:54 (UTC)
Stupid site won't open.

but will manage to lob a cow three metres if the wind's right and the planets are in alignment.

...and given sufficient motiviation, no doubt.
redwolf
14th Feb, 2007 20:29 (UTC)
Try this mob. Archie McPhee has a larger range, but the shipping to Australia is obscene.
pheral
16th Feb, 2007 23:17 (UTC)
lmao, cattle-pult!! ahaha, i've never seen those kind of things before, that's fantastic. might have to buy one for work, and fire cows at my Jerk Coworker. :P
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