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Andrew was putting groceries away when Xander came home and started rummaging through the purchases.

Turning from the fridge to grab another bottle of milk, Andrew was surprised to find that Xander had strewn most of the remaining groceries across the table and was making lunch. As he watched, Xander spread anchovies, cream cheese, capers and mashed bananas on a crusty roll.

"Sure you want to eat that?"

Xander took a massive bite, raised a questioning eyebrow and mumbled around mouthful of sandwich. "Why?"

Andrew screwed his face up in disgust. "I just hope you know who the father is?"

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open_on_sundaychallenge #169: paternity
Part of the London!verse

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laridian
18th Jun, 2006 12:14 (UTC)
It took me a minute to get it, but then it made me grin. ;)
redwolf
18th Jun, 2006 12:25 (UTC)
Some times the tangent can be fun.
pheral
19th Jun, 2006 00:21 (UTC)
i'm lost. and i'm not even sure i want you to explain it to me.
do i? :P
redwolf
19th Jun, 2006 00:40 (UTC)
The challenge was paternity.
ozma914
19th Jun, 2006 16:02 (UTC)
Ewwwww..... never again just after lunch.
redwolf
19th Jun, 2006 21:08 (UTC)
You really should expect this by now.
ozma914
20th Jun, 2006 21:39 (UTC)
I know .... *bows head*
kitmarlowescot2
24th Jun, 2006 07:05 (UTC)
Lol Spike would die laughing if Xander ended up demon pregnant, though it's hard for a male other than a possible hermaprohdite to become pregnant and even hermaprohdite humans usually can't. Though in fiction it's quite possible.
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